Miscellaneous: Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.

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apathy_libra 6

Sunday 27 January 2013 4:18

Is this son from your bf? If not, well your bf sucks. If he is, well your bf sucks and you are lame.

lemonademixer 7

Monday 28 January 2013 7:51

Well, were they colored condoms? :) Your boyfriend's funny...!

Ithildyn 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 1:35

For one they're way too expensive for that.

Anumayis 34

Saturday 13 April 2013 1:32

well.. explain, I don't see the problem.

ninja_dae 11

Saturday 12 October 2013 14:12

those would be interesting looking balloon animals.

Jebitesevsi 11

Wednesday 22 January 2014 2:38

He should learn from daddy's mistake.

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