Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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domovix 3
I've seen many reactions to someone confessing feelings, but never a threat to sue O_o
TupniTuptuo 29
Counter sue her for emotional distress?
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Comments (61)
kickass653 13
You know society has failed when...
ohjoy15 33
There are some people who are just naturally creepy. The kind of people, no matter what facial expression they make, looks like they want to rape you. But in your case OP maybe age has something to do with it. Are you significantly older than she is, and/or was she younger than 18?
Ins0mau 20
Even so. I don't think threatening to SUE is the appropriate response...
Pensu 12
While I hate to be the person who extrapolates on FML situations without having any info beyond what the OP provides, something really is not adding up here. Were you stalking her or something before this? Even if we just assume the girl was nuts, that reaction does not make sense unless there's another part of this we're missing. This story has a severe "jilted man edits what happened in his head because feelings are still raw and clearly she is just crazy for rejecting me" vibe.
Evgeny2222 11
Only in USA do they sue people for romantic feelings.
Maxxy28 6
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistaken it for flirtation
Geary519 20
I think she likes you
Pootato 7
I feel like there's more to it than this. Maybe you said or did something inappropriate, like unwanted physical contact (anywhere, at all) or a lewd comment that could be construed as harassment or intimidating. I have to ask: do you actually know her or is she just a girl who is in one of your lectures/a girl you see walking around sometimes? I've read a few FMLs recently about people 'falling in love' with someone they see around campus but have never spoken to, and it's pretty creepy. If that's the case, I really wouldn't blame her for feeling intimidated or upset.
still_guns 16
She probably thinks you're stalking her
scott82 5
You do sound like a stalker, I would have done the same
Ziggy122 15
Bitches be crazy.