Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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domovix 3
I've seen many reactions to someone confessing feelings, but never a threat to sue O_o
TupniTuptuo 29
Counter sue her for emotional distress?
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Comments (61)
outoftown 27
On the bright side, she didn't take out a restraining order on you. Avoid her, just to be on the safe side.
LoveMeDontHateMe 9
I hope that she's not in college to be a lawyer or something related with court!
panicsdisaster 17
Do you go to school in California?
kumonsucks 7
Her loss.
dmoran20 27
More like his gain.
MrSassypants 34
I would sew her.... A SWEATER OF DEATH.
noelasis94 18
You should walk around doing street magic, that'll help you pick up chicks, or you could carry a sweet bow staff, it's just food for thought.
MrSassypants 34
That's how I pick up chicks. I make them disappear into my basement. If any audience is around I'll make then disappear into my basement but make a bunny appear in my hands. I then tell them that she is forever a bunny and she would have wanted it that way. This trick is fun for children too since I "make" their older, mean sister into a rabbit for them to keep.
Ultimate_No 7
Judges must get really tired of people like her..
wvcheesehead1 9
Depends, are you a professor in his sixtys? Was everything zipped up when you made the announcement.
bestofbritish93 8
Wow that's weird (her not you) consider yourself lucky you didn't end up with a nutter, you'll find the right person one day, best of luck :)
someguy314159265 15
Or you won't. What matters is that you don't enter a relationship with the WRONG person.
samanthasammi 4
Murica