Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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domovix 3
I've seen many reactions to someone confessing feelings, but never a threat to sue O_o
TupniTuptuo 29
Counter sue her for emotional distress?
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Comments (61)
Shmatterhorn 38
I think that you are better to not be with her. But, to be on the safe side, OP would be advised to keep the number of a good lawyer with him, just in csse.
SuzeDee 9
Well I guess it's pretty obvious you create feelings for someone based in fantasy and not reality-- because if you knew her well enough you could never fall for such a horrible person. Next time you find yourself crushing, take a reality check and get to know her for pity's sake!!
xs4u 13
****** psycho. screw her
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
Guy: i really like you Gal: im going to sue Guy: why dont we settle this case right now for $10000? Gal: deal O.o
GRgoldfish 19
I have to agree with #46, but I don't think it's appropriate that she threaten to sue you. honestly suing people seems to be the mainstream these days. it's like a reaction when you get mad " what!? you ate the last cookie!? I'll Sue you!!!" just because she said it doesn't mean it can be in actual case. what I would have done is said "yeah okay fine! Sue me, I'll see you in court you crazy lady". but that's just me. good luck with your future endeavors OP :-)
fatalwish 6
dont worry op darwins theory will kick in soon and take care of that idiot
jiraii 9
she sounds like a real bitch, so its not a bad thing. but rejection still sucks
xmaximusx 12
Would want to procreate with her anyways .... Stop those terrible genes in their tracks .
suewtsn 3
Lol. Just an expression. Relax.
KaskStunter 4
Confess your feelings? Next time try to just ask her out.