Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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domovix 3
I've seen many reactions to someone confessing feelings, but never a threat to sue O_o
TupniTuptuo 29
Counter sue her for emotional distress?
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Comments (61)
MakinMills 12
Guessing she's becoming a lawyer herself haha
FightMyLiger 19
You didn't confess your yearning to make a body suit out of her skin, did you? Because those are feelings we keep to ourselves.
lllgggccc 1
Now that you know she is an idiot, stay as far away as possible and thank your lucky stars you never got involved!!
angeluv_2014 22
Obviously, you weren't missing out on much. :
ironik69 31
I would say it is just college and people grow out of this...but who am I kidding. Besides, this is no longer the age of "confessing your feelings." If you like someone, befriend them. The best relationships start out as friends first. Just ask all cheaters...it started with just someone to talk to.
Yodelmeister 18
She clearly has a shit personality, which means you were only attracted to her for her looks. YDI.
izzie321 27
BITCH ALERT. AVOID. AT. ALL. COSTS.
onorexveritas 24
I don't know why people react so harshly when someone tells them they like them.... it makes them not like them
itszlo 8
Typical, people now a days want to sue you for everything!!!
dancinwookie 21
I think you just dodged a bullet.