By no touching - 06/03/2015 14:03 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
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khorstmye 15

I see london, I see France, I see ninja turtle under pants!!

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nreed32 20

Better take those undies to the Shredder!

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gabechriswill 19

I understand the reference, but cool cartoon panties can be sexy on a woman.

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thus my confusion. I have Ninja Turtles & most major heroes. They're rad, never to be Shredded.

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gabechriswill 19

bab3 I accidentally down voted you. :

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nreed32 20

It's a ninja turtles reference, who doesn't remember the shredder?

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jesterinperil 28

Brings a whole new meaning to Turtles in a half shell.

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WitEluded 13

Jokes on him. I probably would have asked for your number after that

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DeviousDreamer 13

So you'd sexually harass a girl, then ask for her number. Real attractive.

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bab3ruthl3ss 16

I'm hoping he means he'd ask for her number as a bystander who saw the Ninja Turtles underwear... which I'm not sure is that much better.

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llalala_fml 19

How sweet of you, better grab that phone number and pay no attention to the violation and humiliation she feels

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BlindlyWandering 17

You should have gone all master splinter on his ass!

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potato63 10

Ha! Lol that's hilarious

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Steve95401 49

At least you didn't go commando that day.

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orphankiller07 11

That's badass just let the turtles go free, that's what I do with my tmnt undies

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kimg0885 23

I hope there was no ooze to go along with that. Cowabunga dudes.

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