Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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BlackBlazeCobra 16
Did you explain to him what they were though? If he still thinks that, then your boyfriend's a moron.
TylerBurden 21
Wow is he so insecure? What an idiot.
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Comments (141)
Enslaved 38
That is crazy! If that is his line of thinking, do not think for one second that you're going to be in a healthy relationship with him. That is a clear sign of him trying to possess you! Red Flag!!! *** I have a sister that's a nut job like that. If her husband so much as looks at another women in-- what "she" feels is a lustful way, she flips out saying he's cheating on her (in his heart). Poor guy, can't even look in his rear view mirror if there are female joggers that he passed. And god forbid he walk the mall, because that is where all the girls go dressed in their "slutty" outfits. :P
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well tell him to join, so you can write to him and he won't feel cheated :) Sorry but your boyfriend is a bit of an idiot...
TheSirenRose 2
Honestly, that's brilliant. Maybe then he would appreciate what she did, and what our soldiers do, even more.
RattlersHockey19 1
If he isn't bright enough to see what the operation is then tell him it's for the female soldiers because then maybe he won't be mad for "cheating"
jem970 19
Then he could just feel his relationship is threatened by both sides. I really don't think that would help OP much :-
Born2die 11
well do the cards include smokin' pics of you? If so can I see them?
seandoc 13
Sounds like a douchebag.
santel_fml 8
What a dumbass
nickob96 25
What a ******* duck... It's ok op if he's that immature... He isn't the one for you!! Stay strong!
nickob96 25
*dick
RedPillSucks 33
Oddly enough, this is what the boyfriend should be doing, typo though it is.
thatgaychick 9
Leave him
heyhooker 11
You should be so thankful... What a douche, but it sounds to me that he was looking for any excuse to end it...
blackcatbadluck 9
It sounds like he is insecure over something so pointless. Sorry OP, but he sounds like he needs a wake up call. Good for you for supporting our troops by doing something nice/cute for them. I know they appreciate anything they get.