Today, as part of a charity project called Operation Valentine, I worked with 150 other volunteers to make care packages and Valentine's Day cards to send to the troops in Afghanistan, thanking them for their courage. My boyfriend called the cards "cheating" and now refuses to see me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I caught a flight to see my boyfriend, who is stationed in the army 300 miles away. When I was just 15 minutes from the base he called to say that we should break up. Now I'm heading back to California, single and broke. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Did you explain to him what they were though? If he still thinks that, then your boyfriend's a moron.
TylerBurden 21
Wow is he so insecure? What an idiot.
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Comments (141)
Kiki242 19
It seems like stupidity is growing.
sarah6786 14
Tell him that they fight to protect him, so he can have the luxury of being an idiot.
LennyComa 39
Tell him to grow the **** up.
mykelinva 4
You are cheating. Cheating yourself out of time with a nice guy while you date this douche bag.
xoAbiox 18
Sounds like he was waiting for an "excuse" to dump u... what a douche
_krystallynn_ 11
Your boyfriends a ******* idiot. your doing a good thing for our troops. keep going anyways, do you really want to date a heartless moron?
Feelsgood 11
that's some pretty childish behavior on his part
hwkman68 2
Your better off with out that douche bag, what insecurity.
thelastavailable 13
This comment made me laugh for all the wrong reasons.
poccocurantes 7
"Hot Lips Houlihan, is that you"?