By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
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StefanKa 23

Well, if your dad us hung like a horse she's a lucky woman. Be happy for them and next time put on headphones ;)

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junkman6 22

Well they say what's in the jeans is passed down in the genes. I'd say having a horse **** isn't such a bad thing OP.

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sporkadork 7

I don't remember ever hearing my parent's having sex. FML has taught me I am a truly lucky individual. I would recommend investing in some high quality headphones.

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Natoya 1

Same here I'm am very lucky compared to most of the people on fml.

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reaxion 25

Parents have sex. Horrible as that may seem, that's how everyone comes to exist, if you'll excuse the pun.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Bad because no one wants to hear that, but good that your parents still love each other so intimately

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martin8337 35

Leon is getting larger!

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Neighborhoods 8

know the feeling OP, I still try to tell myself that my parents never have sex.

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Nastorrian 11

Don't know about you, but I would put on headphone and say to myself "Well done Dad, well done."

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jazzriot 1

you should have walked in and made eye contact with your mom and whisper "like a horse"

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IMSUPEREPIC 5

You don't get to complain until you see your parent walking into the hot tub room with nothing but towels on and hear them say "stay out for the next hour"

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