By DisturbedMan - 15/01/2014 22:29 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

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Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
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StefanKa 23

Well, if your dad us hung like a horse she's a lucky woman. Be happy for them and next time put on headphones ;)

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junkman6 22

Well they say what's in the jeans is passed down in the genes. I'd say having a horse **** isn't such a bad thing OP.

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shaytards_fml 9

Seems like they have a 40000 horse power relationship

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OctoDope 15

Not sure if this was a bad car joke or just a bad joke.

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Rainhawk94 27

One does not simply make a good joke

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Zebediabolical 39

Headphones. Loud televisions. Moving to a room that isn't the next room over. Any or all of these solutions is better than listening to sex noises.

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ziya1999 12

Uh oh. That must have been ****** up, maybe try staying out of the house more often? or of course headphones is always an option.

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allie2590 31

Yes! If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

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dachayke 16

So the snake in your profile's mom is happy?

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metalmommy 8

Wow. Next just blare some music or go walk outside

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Sandsh8rk 36

This just reminds me of this song: "Can you quack like a duck when you suck? Can you buck like a horse when we ****? Can you take every inch up your butt? Can you shit on my chest for good luck?"

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RedPillSucks 31

@23 your profile picture perfectly expresses my sentiment to that song.

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Sandsh8rk 36

...And here's yet another person who relates my profile picture to my comment!

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Ihavegas 22

record it and play it back at the dinner table. demand £20 for it.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

20 seems a little low for having to hear your parents have sex. I'd say about 50

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