Today, as a student reporter for our college newspaper, I interviewed the president of my university. I was surprised to get an interview with him, and because of my nerves, as soon as I walked into his office I tripped over my own feet and fell face first into the ground. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I met my celebrity crush in an official capacity, I was completely tongue tied and when I stood to shake her hand, I tripped and fell with my face in her cleavage. She thought it was funny, but I was mortified and my boss suspended me until security footage proves I didn’t do it on purpose. FML
Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML
Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML
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heavenlyassbutt 11
Is that you Ms Steele?
KereKris 25
So you are now in a BDSM relationship with him?
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Comments (51)
olillia 16
I call bullshit on this one. This is exactly the first chapter of Fifty Shades of Grey
MadJessTic 29
50 Shades much?
2changeher 13
Fifty Shades of clumsy
Capriciousfox 27
This sounds like the start to an anime.
Catdragon 40
And thus the 50 shades of grey was born.
gordjess1 19
Umm sounds a bit 50 shades of grey to me
KBear3109 29
I swear the comments about 50 Shades of Grey is more annoying than comments I've seen about Twilight.
kdmittens 9
have fun at his "red room of pain"
ribbnasforfan 13
50 shades of ?
yellowzinnias 20
When I was an undergrad, I managed to get an appointment with one of the most award-winning professors on campus to discuss transferring to his department for graduate school and a position as his research assistant. I dressed up nicely, but because I've had back surgery, I walked barefoot across campus carrying my heels with the intention of putting them on right before I entered his office. I forgot. It didn't occur to me until after I left our meeting, feeling great and confident at first, that I'd done the whole thing barefoot while holding my shoes.