sciencenat
V?lizy-villacoublay, France
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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whysobeachy 37
I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.
avenue24 20
That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.
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guss5441 18
Atleast now they will be talking about science??
StupidMonkey497 16
That's really the best way you could phrase it? Lol
Railroader 16
wish I had had you for a teacher.
mswim 27
I'm sure that made class a whole lot more interesting.
FemskyD 26
Im sure you got the attention you wanted, the span of it.. Not to sure :p
Ramos808 29
Your students would unequivocally be ecstatic to check out your uterus ; )
trumpy 9
laugh a little..thats really not terrible! i bet your students thought it was funny...i would have!
pedinhuh 23
Soon as you got their attention, you should have completed it with: "Yeah, science..." And not say bitch at the end, leave them hanging, that will make them pay attention.
LPac5295 27
Are you kidding? You'd be my favorite teacher if you did that!
KhaleesiDannie 26
If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses
PePziNL 20
That sounds more like a crossover between a walrus and Jeff Bridges.