sciencenat
V?lizy-villacoublay, France
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
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whysobeachy 37
I'm curious about OP's gender. I can't see it on the FML.
avenue24 20
That's alright, OP. I'm sure the kids thought it was funny. :) Hopefully the rest of your lesson went well.
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anyagrande 31
Smh i hate teachers that shout at students i would usually do as the teacher stays if they took me aside and spoke to me rather than shouting at me which just scared me and made me hate them.
anyagrande 31
Tbh
Delta_0DST 12
Another one of those word combinations you don't expect yourself to say
DarkStorm2Bad 14
Original story features a uterus; illustration simulates a penis.
NeatNit 33
Yes, and a completely different story altogether. Not sure what happened there...
ScaredOfClowns 11
People still use chalk boards...?
pntgirl95 14
I'm looking at the illustration and it has literally nothing to do with it and I'm so confused right now. Anyway op I'm sure your students had a good laugh! With you of course.
Dankmemes100 3
say that loud and proud
ChiefKoala 30
Hopefully they knew you didn't mean anything by it. Apparently last semester my friends' biology teacher was trying to look at some kind of x chromosome and typed in "XXX" to the google search and **** came up.
zykrithium 22
Yo if I was in that class, pretty sure I would have assumed you were joking around. Teachers who can loosen up at least a little bit are usually always the ones students remember and regard as the best.
ToobaLord 3
the illustration for this one didnt correspond
MisstressNicole 20
Thought the joke had flown over my head for a minute.