Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Today, I stayed until 11 PM washing, wiping, and mopping up the entire restaurant. I forgot to clock in. FML
Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML
Exploitation
Today, I went to work on my day off for some overtime. I’m not to leave my position until relief arrives. Twelve hours after my shift was supposed to be over, my boss calls me, asking if I can work another 8 hours at a different post, not knowing I’ve already worked 20 hours straight because the system rebooted. I didn’t get paid overtime. FML
Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML
* facepalm *
Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML
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FacePalm69 0
Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.
flockz 20
prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.
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Comments (179)
cynthia1247 0
haha I'll kill myself
specter1234 0
feel bad for you OP , I have an idea feed into your calander the days you go to work and the time you start then set an alarm for the time you start which says clock I'n !!! that way you won't forget ever . :) and for re hours you know you worked talk to your boss theirs cameras most likely where you work . so they will pay you since they know you worked on that day . plus you have coworkers that know you were working . hope this helps !!
kaylapple 1
you should pay more attention next time.
luvgiggles 1
aww man. ive done that before.
kmacho 0
All you have to do is tell your manager and they'll put in your hours ?? -___-
cubancgar 0
been there done that and it does suck
R4BB1T 0
I've done that it's the worst!!
chicajojobe 1
Just tell your manager what happened. They can probably change your time log manually. This like this happen a lot, someone forgets to clock in our out. No biggie.
welldang24 0
I literally did the same thing today. I feel your pain.
SkoomaKi 28
That's your own fault. Next time try and remember!