Intimacy: Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms...

By GladYoureConcerned - 30/12/2014 18:15 - United States - Glendale

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML

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By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard she had a seizure and passed out. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2013 20:18 - Jamaica - Kingston

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

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By 420curse - 05/05/2015 18:20 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML

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Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has epilepsy. How did I find this out? He started having a seizure after I did a striptease for him. I can’t get my boyfriend aroused now. FML

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Hello? Hello?

By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML

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Intense

By AloneAtPerkins - 21/12/2020 23:04

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and it started getting heated. I climbed on top of him and took his shirt off, but I guess my brain had a different idea. I ended up clinging to him for dear life because my brain decided that now was a good time for a seizure. Mood ruined. FML

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By Heyy - 24/11/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2011 10:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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So hard

By JessicaandGhazi - 09/06/2020 08:04

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML

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Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:27

You must be having good ones.

RageWolf16 31

Wednesday 31 December 2014 0:26

Well, at least he knows what he's doingz

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GunSlinger69 19

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:00

He must be good then, haha.

AyOoDaLoBo33 10

Wednesday 31 December 2014 5:04

At least he waited until after sex to tell you rather than before or during!

WingWalker 2

Wednesday 31 December 2014 5:07

Ok, so?? Lots of people have weird orgasms. In other news, water is wet.

dakatabg 31

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:05

I feel you

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:10

At least you're both having fun! ?

McBaeee 7

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:44

atleast you can! no boy has let me ******! boys....??

McBaeee 7

Wednesday 31 December 2014 6:45

atleast your can boys just think of them selfs. ive with a boy... but a woman.. we both scream... its awesome

samm6697 9

Wednesday 31 December 2014 7:06

Tell him to get over it haha, enjoy your orgasms!

sofa_1223 3

Wednesday 31 December 2014 7:25

Lmao my bf thought the same thing the first time her made me orgasim!

ChildrenOfFilth 12

Wednesday 31 December 2014 7:51

I fail to see how this is an FML moment. Lighten up.

davincidasecond 24

Wednesday 31 December 2014 8:48

I think a lot of men (myself included) could learn from your boyfriend.

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