Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I’m so lonely and sick of living that I wish my fictional comfort character was real, only so someone would hug me and tell me I’ll be okay, even if they were lying. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML
Today, I had a good day at work. I got all of my stuff done, I got to eat, and I got to clock out on time. It only became a bad day when I was told by my boss that today was my day off. FML
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
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Seegtease 0
Have a good day, sir.
null_fml 11
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... he's not actually talking specifically to you. They record him on camera and broadcast the video to your home at the same time as everyone else's. He may not even know who you are. Sorry.
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Comments (48)
Kelishas 9
My suggestion: Start being the one that wishes your friends/co-workers a good night..
theedeevaa 0
Someone is feeling really sorry for himself. What a cry baby.
grog_fml 3
that's not true whiner
osirisfrost 0
it wasn't directed at you specifically. it's for everyone else.
trobison 0
hope you have a good day sweetheart (;
cuddlez4talz 0
Have an amaziing day!
gabdude 0
Watch 700 club, that'll cheer you right up.
rosetta4978 6
That can't be true!!! Don't the cashiers at stores tell you to have a nice day? What about the bags they use? Those say "have a nice day!" hmm... You're either a hermit... Or... You live among very cruel and heartless cashiers...
antwerpxengelen 3
Moe? Is that you?