Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML
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Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML
Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
Today, I’m so lonely and sick of living that I wish my fictional comfort character was real, only so someone would hug me and tell me I’ll be okay, even if they were lying. FML
Today, while watching the morning news, I unexpectedly saw myself! Too bad I was looking puffy at a pizza buffet, loading up my plate. I have tendinitis in my arm and wrist, and the NSAIDs hadn’t kicked in yet. At least I dressed up that day, though. FML
Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML
Today, I had a good day at work. I got all of my stuff done, I got to eat, and I got to clock out on time. It only became a bad day when I was told by my boss that today was my day off. FML
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave, which flashes "Enjoy your meal" when it finishes cooking something. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML
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Seegtease 0
Have a good day, sir.
null_fml 11
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but... he's not actually talking specifically to you. They record him on camera and broadcast the video to your home at the same time as everyone else's. He may not even know who you are. Sorry.
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Comments (48)
OffKilter 0
hope you have a good day tomorrow, newscomes. Now you have a couple people.
Emperor_Jim 0
Good night, and good luck.
tipsy337 0
Charlie Gibson rocks
bridgette5866 0
Brian Williams, bitches.
krivedko 0
and the only person who congratulates you on your birthday is some kind of an email notifier?? you better go out sometimes, there're lots of things much more interesting than the internet around))) so, close your browser, log out facebook and IM, turn off your PC and.. walk out! you live in NY, it's impossible to be lonely there isn't it?
enders98 0
have a shitty ******* day
Brendan3693 0
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spectator 0
To have a friend, be a friend. If you don't like the way people are treating you or speaking to you, maybe it's time to either re-evaluate who your friends are and/or re-evaluate what you're doling out to other people.
pleasetryagain 0
YDI. If you're not just an attention grubbing fifteen year old, then the real problem is that you harbor a negative attitude and don't put yourself out there. Nobody's going to say anything to you hidden away in your basement apartment spending all of your time online.
Craze_fan 0
YDI, i was going to say something but pleasetryagain and spectator basically summed up my thoughts better than I could have. Stop being a negative nancy crying for attention and DO something positive for your life.
noshitsherlock 0
Ummm.. don't be such a loner, and make some ******* friends, geez.
NoobHat 6
Get this junk off FML. Come back when you have something worth reading.