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xtinasky1 Spanaway, United States

Today, after waking up, I walk into the kitchen to see my two-year-old with a blue sharpie in hand as he says, "Look mom, color!" He left no appliance or cabinet untouched in his coloring masterpiece, and I'm still trying to figure out where he got the sharpie from. FML

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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.

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sum42guy2k 6

Only thing worse than an unsupervised two year old is two unsupervised two year olds.

shyeahh_fml 19

A common practice is using the restroom almost immediately after waking up. Being a parent doesn't exempt an individual from this.

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Comments (177)

teiarose 3

I'm not a mommy but I feel your pain OP. My baby sister did the same thing

Msdayana 7

Thank god he didn't eat it ! So that's a good thing

AlcyoneBlack 11

My nephew just got into that stage. I fear for the walls in our house.

solii2 19

kids are magic.

techartist 6

Why are you sleeping when your clearly supposed to be watching your child.

joco4 27

This is why I don't want kids.