Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML
Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
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DividableByZero 11
FYL for having a niece that watches people shower
BeccaHugs 17
Even though they sound quite young, both of those kids need to be taught lessons about privacy and appropriateness.
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Comments (102)
tommylover842 23
What is with all these messed up kids?! Kids stabbing others with forks, bashing their own heads into walls and blaming others, and crying over something as weird as that. WTF!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Have you never been around children?
NickACD 27
Bitch you think little kids are weird? Welcome to this generation. Where a lot of people in middle school are bullied for being virgins. At age ******* 13-14.
Enslaved 38
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I suggest you flash him and get it over with or you just might get a few extra shower stalkings. :P
The_Big_Boss 20
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I was about to say the same thing. Just show him now.. He'll find a way to see if you don't
Tdrizzzzzly 19
You guys are plain sick.
150493x 29
I can't help but smile at this OP, sorry! My young cousins were amazed that I wore a bra. They're young and still curious. Give it time they'll have found something else to be amazed about!
tzemmy 25
my younger cousins are the same! they always ask me about stuff like bras and if they hurt etc. Kids are curious! no harm in it
Punkyxoxo 14
How did you not see her? o_O
cutiedimples 13
Dwarfism or invisibility. Duh
lulu889x 22
hiding behind the shower curtain and then when OP pulled it back to step in bam there was the niece?? just an idea but the comment above could also be a possibility!!
NickACD 27
What's wrong with you guys. No one has said the potential possibility of hiding in a cabinet under the bathroom sink.
lifeofpie25 16
i can totally understand your nephew's feelings..girls are so mean towards guys
illegalbeagle69 23
Oh, you want to see your aunt's boobs?
an3ph 20
Tomorrow there will be an FML from a poor sap that tried to comfort your nephew.
Daiyuki 5
Must be some epic boobs if they're that excited and torn up, respectively, about them.
DocBastard 40
I'm assuming your nephew is what, 20? 21?
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
It is likely sibling rivalry, yeah. I'll hope for the OP's sake it is anyway.
worldclassrager 41
Just a tad bit creepy...