Kids: Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 376

You deserved it 4 395

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 057

You deserved it 3 976

By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 116

You deserved it 2 857

But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 750

You deserved it 709

By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 175

You deserved it 1 413

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 099

You deserved it 12 522

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 183

You deserved it 8 902

By imbx - 13/04/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool. When I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 694

You deserved it 20 252

By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 417

You deserved it 7 271

By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 500

You deserved it 9 731

By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 072

You deserved it 25 584

DividableByZero 11

Sunday 11 August 2013 9:51

FYL for having a niece that watches people shower

BeccaHugs 17

Sunday 11 August 2013 9:55

Even though they sound quite young, both of those kids need to be taught lessons about privacy and appropriateness.

Comments

tommylover842 23

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:10

What is with all these messed up kids?! Kids stabbing others with forks, bashing their own heads into walls and blaming others, and crying over something as weird as that. WTF!

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 15:20

Have you never been around children?

NickACD 27

Sunday 29 November 2015 5:19

Bitch you think little kids are weird? Welcome to this generation. Where a lot of people in middle school are bullied for being virgins. At age ******* 13-14.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

The_Big_Boss 20

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Tdrizzzzzly 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:50

You guys are plain sick.

150493x 29

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:17

I can't help but smile at this OP, sorry! My young cousins were amazed that I wore a bra. They're young and still curious. Give it time they'll have found something else to be amazed about!

tzemmy 25

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:54

my younger cousins are the same! they always ask me about stuff like bras and if they hurt etc. Kids are curious! no harm in it

Punkyxoxo 14

Sunday 11 August 2013 10:21

How did you not see her? o_O

cutiedimples 13

Sunday 11 August 2013 12:11

Dwarfism or invisibility. Duh

lulu889x 22

Sunday 11 August 2013 12:22

hiding behind the shower curtain and then when OP pulled it back to step in bam there was the niece?? just an idea but the comment above could also be a possibility!!