Money: Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out...

By SarahNB - 01/03/2014 21:09 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By Krystl - 18/09/2016 16:35 - Australia

Today, I met the old couple I would be house-sitting for. As I was leaving the lady stuck her fist out towards me. After a seconds awkward pause I thought she wanted to fist-bump so stuck mine out and bumped. Turned out she was handing me the key. FML

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By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By ouch - 13/06/2012 16:00 - United States - Lutz

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

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Charming

By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

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No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

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Karenezzy 20

Sunday 2 March 2014 10:10

But you just wanted to be homies...

airbear18 15

Sunday 2 March 2014 10:11

Hehehe fist bump!

Comments

inner_peace 19

Sunday 2 March 2014 13:43

I dunno... There's nothing worse than a rejected fist bump.

krysbell 7

Sunday 2 March 2014 14:10

This actually made me laugh.. Good work!

juice723 9

Sunday 2 March 2014 14:18

I can definitely picture myself doing the same thing... It happens to all of us, op

tralala453 22

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:00

Bit of a weird thing to think, admittedly...

Ashamed_Sister 60

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:14

What else would she do?

Cadillac4427 8

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:15

I couldn't help but laugh at this

HAno97 12

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:24

haha that's funny

cutiesoprano22 17

Sunday 2 March 2014 15:28

That is so funny because I did the same thing while working at a gas station and my coustomer was like I'm just giving you coins

zen1979 16

Sunday 2 March 2014 16:28

Lmao, White Girl Problems.

damnit1989 16

Sunday 2 March 2014 16:49

I'm sorry but this doesn't seem like much of an FML to me. Who cares? So you fist-bumped a cashier at a gas station? Since when does that warrant a "f*ck my life" or "you deserved it"? But hey, if that's really the worst thing you have to worry about in your life, congratulations! You're one if the lucky few!