FML : Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing...

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Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl that comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out, by writing my number on a dollar bill. She pays and a dollar is her change. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By oops - / Monday 18 May 2009 08:45 / United States

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By boatiebanter | 0

#208880 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:15

If someone came up to you and just wordlessly handed you their phonenumber, would you really be inclined to call them? I don't see how this is considered a reasonable strategy for asking someone out. Surely asking for their phone number is a better way to show interest, because honestly just expecting some stranger to call you because you gave them your number is a bit arrogant.

By Headcase | 0

#208905 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:24

That's a really great way to make some extra cash. Keep it up.

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By flipsisfantastic | 0

#208863 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:06

Ouch...hahahaha. First!

00yoda4 | 0

#1077798 - Sunday 11 July 2010 04:03

why are you complaining you made a buck

CRlovers123 | 0

#1241472 - Saturday 14 August 2010 08:03

ouch. make sure she saw it tho.

By alwayzbored | 0

#208865 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:06

are you sure she saw it?

By thelonelylurker | 0

#208868 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:09

What makes you think she wants to go out with a cashier?

ximenita0731 | 0

#2811155 - Sunday 3 July 2011 06:22

whats so bad about it?

trippyshitt | 1

#3419744 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 02:55

What if he's under 18? Not everyone's a doctor or a lawyer at age 16, smart ass. -.-

thekalebdoes | 4

#3901858 - Wednesday 18 January 2012 05:24

If the best way to ask a girl out in his mind is to write his number on a bill and hand it to her there is no way he is out of high school...

By ptrek85 | 0

#208874 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:13

#3 lmao good one

By boatiebanter | 0

#208880 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:15

wasted0087 | 0

#947492 - Sunday 14 March 2010 11:16

Actually, if anyone gave me a number I'd call it. :)

By J0HNYR0773N | 0

#208881 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:15

your a f-in tool.. grow some balls and do it

By myLifeIsSoBoring | 0

#208886 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:16

i figure it was less of her thinking you are ugly/fat and more of the fact you just gave her your number; this is combined with the fact you don't actually know the girl. now i know that in a society which passes for stereotypical guys like hot girls. but believe me, girls prefer you to actually know them

By Curtieeeez | 0

#208891 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:19

Unlucky : You should get to know someone first, right? o_O

By Stunt_fml | 5

#208894 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:20

That was pretty funny. Sorry dude.

By mobius8 | 0

#208901 - Monday 18 May 2009 04:23

Pretty sure it's illegal to write on a dollar bill actually. And why would she go out with someone who couldn't even work up the courage to say hi to her?