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cyn1cal99 Derby, United States

Today, after mowing my neighbor's lawn for 3 years for free without being asked to, he finally came out while I was in the middle of it. Expecting a "Thank you" or some cash, he instead said, "You missed a spot" and walked back inside. FML

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cyn1cal99 11

Hey Guys. A lot of you have been asking why I mowed this neighbors lawn. Well, for one the person living there is an older person and while they probably could do it themselves, I don't think they should have to. My other reason for it, is that I mow the houses on the right, and left of it for pay. I find it more convenient to just mow all three of them across at once.

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Yeah, I'd stop mowing his lawn after that.

I really hope you're not continuing the free service ._.

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cyn1cal99 11

OP here again to clarify, it was only the front lawn I was mowing. I didn't go into their backyard because like many of you have been saying, that would have been crossing the line. See my other comment for more clarification.

OP please please mow a penis into his lawn next time.

Dear OP - Thank you for making the world a better place. Even if your neighbor doesn't appreciate it, other people do!

People see the stuff you haven't done, not the stuff you have.

I'd quit mowing his lawn.

Why would you mow their lawn for free in the first place?

See comments #75 and #81

umm...'doormat' springs to mind. If you let people walk over you then they will walk over you!

I don't get what your motivation for mowing his lawn was. If you wanted money, randomly mowing someone's lawn without being asked isn't the way to go about getting it. If you just wanted to do him a favor, then you got what you wanted.

msbeans07 2

That's where you tell the old fart to mow his own ******* lawn for now on, honestly why would you continue to mow a lawn when he prick doesn't even say thank you. You should have figured that put on the first month.

xblaine 17

3 years? For free? Without being asked to? Why?

allisadawn91 8

Why would you mow someone's lawn for free without being asked?