Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
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Top comments
Perrydox 5
Gotta love kids
Sam0011 11
Well at least she's listening to you.
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Comments (133)
ijulez 14
if only it was a mushroom lol like in super Mario bros that would of been hilarious
Goldenberry_fml 14
Are you on shrooms?
Unionbay47 10
That's actually really cute! I bet he/she didn't take it in a wrong way.
rocketiquette 20
Exactly. Coming from a child, I'm sure he did nothing more but get a chuckle out of it.
ven980 10
This is the best thing I've read today
DanielT1994 19
He may have fallen just short of her expectations.
starile 20
I'd say this must've left OP a little stumped.
xblaine 17
At least she listened.
meggieeee92 15
She's only four so I'm sure the little person didn't take it too offensively! But that is too cute and at least she is listening to you :)
zawesomee 14
This is one of the few times I've actually laughed out loud at an FML. Awesome kid you got there :)
Kataclysm97 32
You can't blame her for wanting to spread her new found knowledge, right? :D
Beepbeep7 14
Lol that is fantastic! You have made my day:)
ea247 20
Awww!!