Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
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Perrydox 5
Gotta love kids
Sam0011 11
Well at least she's listening to you.
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Comments (133)
ifavela89 13
yike i wouldn't even know what to say to someone after that
NotoriousLES 14
Hello NotoriousLES, The following comment has been moderated for not being in line with the website’s rules: -------------------- A similar thing happened to me today. A friend we happened to bump into wished my son a happy 4th birthday. His co-worker, a very short statured dwarf, commented how he's a big boy now that he is 4, to which my son excitedly replied, "Yeah, I'm so big, just like you!!!" The dwarf laughed because it was cute and sincerely innocent. I hope in your situation it was taken the same way.
akiahara 14
Priceless. I hope my child says something awesome and embarrassing like that.
carecow 16
Hopefully that person saw the charm in it.
worldclassrager 41
You are better of telling the truth but she didn't know better...
hippyhopgirl 9
Oh childhood innocence, how cute! I hope he/she understands. :)
Love_is_no_joke 6
Hahahaha reminds me of me when I was a kid.
carmagnet 11
Kids do stuff like that all the time. My nephew turned around and told a construction worker that he should t say bad words. The construction worker took it well. And my brother when we were little asked my uncle who is Philipino what colour he turned when he got sunburnt. :) most people know kids well enough not to take offense.
takeme_loveme 6
Lmfao:) !!
DrTruffles 2
i only agreed so i would have the 11111th agree