Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML
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Top comments
Perrydox 5
Gotta love kids
Sam0011 11
Well at least she's listening to you.
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Comments (133)
Jewelzzzz 4
Cute girl
cwells0430 12
The look on your face. Priceless.
Ellisonjulian 4
They prefer to be called "little people"!
monnanon 14
did you do a survey or somethign?
sykokitti 15
This is the best FML ever! Lmao
krakhd 15
good going exlax
cgart96 15
I moderated this :D
blackbeltpsycho 16
If I actually saw that happen, I would not be able to contain my laughter.
kokoroddd 2
Well, you're the one that told her that, so you have yourself to blame really.
yesyesnonono 10
And the midget, realizing your kid is 4 years old, knew she wasn't eating her vegetables and getting the nutrition she needed and you put it into terms she could understand. Midgets can think like us tallies, too.
AprylAnn 23
Kids say the darnedest things!