Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML
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Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML
Today, I was playing with my phone and turned it on lock mode. I changed my lock code a few months ago, so that no one would be able to guess it. Turns out I can't guess it either. FML
Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, after months of wondering what a mysterious key I found in an old kitchen drawer unlocked, I finally discovered it fit the lock on a storage unit. I opened it and found a box containing three other keys I had also forgotten about. FML
Today, I walked into pawn shop and found a nice laptop which I inspected after I thought I lost mine months ago. Turns out my ex pawned it after having it at her place all this time. FML
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CardMaster1992 0
that's just pathetic.
iAmScrubs 19
Damn, I feel OP's pain. It's like the time where you keep typing in your password and it's not working. Then you get all scared that you have been hacked but your keyboard was just on caps lock.
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Comments (140)
aduro1991 4
all i gotta say is u dont have to b computer smart to look twice at everything or at least call somebody my gmas like 60 n she knows that
theoriok 14
You're dumb. You're reaaly dumb.
EmoSquirrel 7
Isn't there a little light that usually comes on to warn you about that?
inapickle101 6
u could have called customer service or u could have taken it in to get it checked out. Or........... u could have checked for the light that comes on telling u its on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jellybear28 13
Wow...you didn't ask sombody?
toshimahalaketa 6
the ignorance is strond with this one
shiggles 4
I did the exact same thing but with my track pad lock. It happens.
leamaria03 7
oh my god hahahahah