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By Username - 27/11/2010 02:30 - United States

Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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By DL06 - 08/04/2009 07:19 - United States

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

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By Alison - 08/12/2009 02:14 - United States

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By melissa1028 - 18/10/2014 02:23 - United States

Today, I sent my fiancé a sexy picture while I was at work. I never got a response from him, so I gave him a call after a while. His 9-year-old son answered. Apparently he was getting a haircut at the time. FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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Saturday 27 November 2010 10:12

lol ydi for sending a slaggy photo

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 27 November 2010 10:21

I hope you know that half of his friends, some of your friends, and maybe even some relatives have seen it by now, if you're really hot. And those ten minutes of silence probably mean he was jerking off to the picture. You deserve it a little for sending it.. But mostly FYL for not knowing he's probably a dick. I'm serious about the first part, though.. Someone close to me still gets recognized from her ex posting/sending pics of her naked.. And it's been over a year.

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roflcopter4 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:52

You totally deserved it for sending the pics. Never ever send "sexy pics".

DocBastard 38

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:53

Do I have to be the voice of reason again? Listen closely everyone, especially the idiot who called her (yet can't spell) "*****." She was in her UNDERWEAR. it's no more scandalous than a bikini, and girls wear those in public with impunity. It's not like she was nude and spread-eagle with a cucumber in her pussy and clothespins on her nipples. Get off your puritanical high horses and grow a brain please.

barneyfife 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 11:57

roflmfao!!!!! he was too busy getting his rocks off and then splooged on his computer which fried it hence his 'signing off' quite simple really

WhatTheFuq 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:19

LOL LMAO. wow I can't stop laughing, well done doc. Now I know why everyone sucks up to you.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:50

People suck up to me? Why haven't I been notified?

WhatTheFuq 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:17

They do do it in the privacy of there own home, that pic the op sent was meant for you but got your email wrong.

WeTheLiving 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:36

I wouldn't call the OP a '*****", but she acted like an idiot by sending her picture in her underwear to the "guy that she really likes"; those types of pictures could ruin your life.

lilypotter56 12

Sunday 28 November 2010 1:22

well, the pic could get out. your family, friends, and coworkers could see it. people would be calling you a ***** for a long time. it wouldnt actually "ruin your life", but it most certainly wouldnt be fun.