Miscellaneous: Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few...

By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

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By theuglyone - 14/11/2016 19:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for a girl he met through me. I shouldn't feel bad. Apparently, she's exactly like me, only much prettier. FML

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Complicated relationship

By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 05:59 - United States

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithful to. A girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 13:00 - South Korea - Suwon

Today, my girlfriend caught me using Tinder behind her back and now she wants to break up with me. I begged her to stay, but now we're kinda in between a friendship and a relationship. FML

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Better off

By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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Swindling

By Anonymous - 28/08/2021 08:00

Today, I got dumped, but not before he swindled me out of my savings. This done by my sweetheart from 16 years ago, whom I reunited with when he called me 7 months ago. I had no reason not to trust him, his brother has been one of my BFFs for 20 years. Now I'm not only broke, but heartbroken, and have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By therealkathl - 05/03/2015 13:32 - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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SirMrButters 28

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Shoulda told him he was a pretty girl

theusediscool 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:22

Never trust people on tinder...

Comments

ChakatBlackstar 29

Friday 10 July 2015 15:37

Y'see, that's why we have webcams.

psyjoniz 12

Friday 10 July 2015 16:26

welcome to the internet.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 10 July 2015 17:12

Online isn't always the best...half are fake...actually probably more than half..maybe try speed dating...

Giovana1234 4

Friday 10 July 2015 18:54

Hahaha that sucks.

Giovana1234 4

Friday 10 July 2015 18:56

What you get from the Internet.

Candied_person 13

Friday 10 July 2015 19:20

This is why we have guns

jessmonkey 15

Friday 10 July 2015 19:28

Best FML ever.

ohkay12 11

Friday 10 July 2015 19:40

This is why you videochat with a person you meet online before meeting them in person..

boxergirl1054 16

Friday 10 July 2015 22:03

Wow tinder at its best

emmshemms 5

Friday 10 July 2015 23:42

Sorry, but was the mention of the past breakup necessary..?

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Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML

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