Health: Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 13:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, while coming home from school on my bike, I lost control of it, and went straight into a light pole. Thankfully I was at a very low speed. After that, someone splashed puddle of water at me with their car. After getting to home, I went to take a bath during which the shampoo went into my left eye. It's still hurting. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 10:46 - Sweden

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

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By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2021 00:01 - United States - Epsom

Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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By abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:54

Good part is: when you cry, there will be bubbles (:

babyydolly 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 23:58

you're not supposed to wear contacts in the shower.

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emsbitch 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:32

...I'm never taking a shower with my contacts in ever again

skyttlz 32

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:34

ydi I always take out my contacts before a shower even if I put them back in after

a7x_RoCk3r 12

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:35

Im kinda amazed I don't need contacts or glasses yet... I play PS3 like 5 hours a day.

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:40

Oh yeah? I read FML comments 20 hours a day with my brightness at 100%. I bet nobody else reads comments 20 hours a day. Name another person that reads comments 20 hours a day.

Moota 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:14

Uh you?!?! oh and meh.

tona01 16

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:17

ME!!! tun tun tun while looking at the sun and melting strange people's contact lences to my eyes with a hot spoon like in slumdog millionare

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:17

Haha, "another" meaning besides me. :P But I'm happy to see someone else with the same hobby as me.

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:21

That's a good movie too! I started my comment and it quickly reminded me of Despicable Me, so I had to keep going.

tona01 16

Thursday 5 May 2011 4:58

despicable me is probably the best animated movie ever

rcloca 10

Saturday 25 June 2011 21:47

I do

annagurl7854 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:38

y was yerr contactt onn while u were talking a shower

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:55

Y cnt u spell like a nrml person we cnt undrstnd u wen u rite like dis. God damn.

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 1:54

Ha, no kidding. I read the "y" like Spanish thinking he/she meant "and". I was like what the ****? Of course the OP had their contact in when they were showering. Did you not read the shit?

danz123 7

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:39

That's just so hot, in more ways than one.

mintcar 9

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:39

This is what happens when people decide not to follow proper lens care. It takes only a few seconds to take them out and hop in the shower. You probably sleep in then too and go months at a time without taking them out. Tsk..tsk.