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Today, after a hard day, I allowed myself a small solitary pleasure. As I was going at it, all of a sudden a little red dot appeared on my penis. A pimple? Nope. The laser that my neighbors were using to show me that I'd forgotten to close my curtains. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Lobby_Bee 18

This is the part where you turn facing them, look them straight in the eye, and continue. They will never bother you ever again, I can guarantee that.

Well, technically, you are in your house, so you don't HAVE to shut the curtains.

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geez guy. what is wrong with you? close the damn curtains. ydi