Anonymous
Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after a hard day, I allowed myself a small solitary pleasure. As I was going at it, all of a sudden a little red dot appeared on my penis. A pimple? Nope. The laser that my neighbors were using to show me that I'd forgotten to close my curtains. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
This is the part where you turn facing them, look them straight in the eye, and continue. They will never bother you ever again, I can guarantee that.
vandj8 9
Well, technically, you are in your house, so you don't HAVE to shut the curtains.
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Gwengreen 6
Funny how they thought it was more appropriate to laser point at you rather than shut their own curtains...
TinScarecrow 15
maybe they wanted to watch. maybe they thought it was funny. maybe they live in a big city and multiple windows are only feet apart
Regulate 21
On another note, wank when you want. You're your own man. Just remember the curtains next time :)
Aiden89 23
"Small pleasure"
Silasfelinus 3
"Hard day"
Silasfelinus 3
"Hard day"
Lalala579121 28
"penis"
azouwa 26
Sorry to hear. They should have watched in silence or shut their own curtains. Don't worry about it bro.
TinScarecrow 15
Why? How is it ok to watch, but not ok to participate indirectly? If I have spinach in my teeth is it better to ignore my social faux pas, or is it better to let me know?
Lalala579121 28
Or participate directly. Who are we to judge?
species4872 20
A Target Red spot special no doubt.
jessicasoho 13
I always ********** by an open window. . . not
Colon_Man 17
"Hello, 911? Yeah, it's Quagmire... It's stuck in a window this time."
Phillip Langstaff 4
Haha wow buddy I don't think I'd stop maybe they like watching
my2centsworth 15
I don't think the word "solitary" means what you think it means if you left your drapes open.
stephh_1 11
Oh gawd can't imagine how awkward that must have been for you. Haha
SlapAnAsian70 7
Tough day ???