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By rileynautumn - 13/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:14

Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.

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Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.

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Eckristen 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 1:38

i think we have the same boyfriend.

tstevenson 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:40

know your place women

abahr35 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:01

ummm black ops is the most addicting COD so STFU

bonnie_vb8 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:09

there goes that relationship

Microbus_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:36

Next time clean the place up before you leave!!

aznbabeelicious 5

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:59

my husband is exactly the same!

sabrinabeana 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:03

not much of a bf! dump him!!!

Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:18

Yeah, OP. YDI for dating a 12 year old.

csmouton 3

Wednesday 15 June 2011 14:35

maybe he was just on vacation. or maybe it was the weekend and she only works part time. assume what you want but is just food for thought

fucmylifealot 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:21

did he at least play well?

fyl11122233 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:28

dump that lifeless loser

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