Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Downsizing awaits
Today, I got a 25-cent raise at work. That would be wonderful, had they not cut 6 hours off my schedule as well. I'm now making $200 less a month than I was pre-raise. FML
Inflation woes
Today, after I got a great job at my asking salary, my boss then quit without telling me my salary was maxed out. I learned this when, two years in a row, I got a 1% raise because I'm redlined. With inflation, my take-home pay has dropped by 15% in two years. FML
Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML
Seize the means
Today, the person recently hired to work in my spot during my days off started at a higher hourly rate than me, after I have been here for nearly three years. I asked for a raise and got a dollar more; meanwhile, my regional counterparts make 4 dollars more per hour. FML
Today, my boss offered me a 3% "raise" with new commission targets. Consequently this "raise" would result in my income being reduced by a third. Apparently, if I can reach my current targets, they're too easy. So, as a reward for being great at my job, I get a reduced salary. FML
Rolling in it
Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML
Investing in the future
Today, after years of being underpaid, I received my first paycheck at my new job. My new employer offers excellent benefits and a 401k. But after I invest in all these wonderful things, and after a $4 an hour pay increase, my net income is less than before. FML
Today, I got a raise at work. It will bring my hourly wage to about a cent more per hour. Our CEO just reported record-breaking profits for the year. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Promotion, huh?
Today, I was promoted. After going to school for 10 months to get certified for the new position, training extensively, and taking on a ton more responsibility, I was hoping for a decent raise. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? One dollar more per hour than I made before. FML
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Happygofucky 0
Start stealing office supplies and sell them on the black market to regain the money you lost. It's the only way, I'll pray for you.
jess6blondie9 3
At least you have a job, and are still making money.
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justthinkaboutit 2
sorry to hear that if you work at a place long enough...,this stuff will happen Its the main bosses sitting in a office coming up with this crap ..... and they want you to think it's some kind of promotion.... when it's just a play on words. try to find out if salary employees have different benefits.... but be glad you have a job..,. with so many folks unemployed these days!
theset3 0
callin sum1 a retard over tht. srsly?
iHateThisLife 10
there are people less fortunate, live according to today's lifestyle, times from early 2001-2007 are gone!
Jonah171 12
118, Please learn grammar. And just for the record, you are allowed to put vowels in your words. =}
NCR 0
karmas a bitch my mom is still hurting from What you did
dansco 25
Wow what a way to get screwed over! A raise that reduces you wage :( Great job you have there.
KB90 0
@43 Ya srs? YDI = you totally deserved it. Srs = serious.
wtvr 2
and you agreed to this crap?! ydi
trmntr 4
12 years ago, I did same thing. due to missing out in overtime pay and on-call pay, it took me 3 years to catch up. now I make approximately 2.5 times what I would be making at the old job if i still had it. so stick with, if the potential is there.
drewpowell 0
people u work for are idiots