Kids: Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally...

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML

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Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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Today, I encountered a madman who threw a bottle at me and hurt me. In a fit of rage, I beat him up, and as a result I was taken to the police station, and ordered to pay compensation for everything. FML

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Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML

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Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 08:01

Today, someone punched me in the back of the head, so I swung round and broke their nose. It was some woman screaming at me for wearing headphones and ignoring her. She then pulled a hidden disability badge out her pocket so everyone thought I was beating up a disabled person. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:02

Karma will him someday.

xMafia 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:04

OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.

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heatherrr17 19

Monday 20 June 2016 3:42

I would've done the same.

lccc_ 18

Saturday 10 September 2016 23:04

good for you, i would have done the same thing. The police cant take the punch back. you shouldve have probably punched him harder.

RetireEngland 24

Tuesday 22 August 2017 14:25

Seems your the retard

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