Today, a model I've been working on for an art competition was declined. They thought I was being insensitive and "rudely glorifying 9/11". My model was about the ending scene of King Kong. I spent twenty hours on that model. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML
Back to square one
Today, I created a 3D sculpture for a competition that I was hoping might impress some people, and maybe lead to a job with a particular company. I finished it last night for the competition, but this morning I realised it’s too big to get it out of my front door without taking it apart. FML
Today, I was taking my architecture project to school. I'd spent days preparing my little model house. I stepped outside with it in my hand, and right at that moment a gust of wind ripped it away. It's currently lying in my neighbour's garden, smashed to pieces. FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, despite filling all the parameters for a model employee and being praised by multiple people over the time I was working, I was fired because a client complained to my manager that I didn't seem to know what I was doing. FML
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Hyperrealism
Today, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML
Today, I spent a ridiculous amount of time working and reworking a design for a client. Eight hours and many tears later, she sends an email saying, "Let's go with the first design. I liked that one the most." FML
Good boy
Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
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feven 32
Maybe you should have given your model a title to clear up any misunderstanding
mentallizzard 19
so the judges think one building with a gorilla on it represents the twin towers . . . I guess I need to touch up on my history then.
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kidtoy 18
Some people.
vikky538 29
did you forget to draw King Kong in that art..?
iPixiee 23
It's not a drawing it's a model. A model is something 3D and you build it, a drawing is 2D.
mimi_animee 18
nothing these days can be done without someone getting offended.. I'm sorry OP!
Fayern 13
Unfortunately someone will always find something to be upset about. Especially when it comes to things like 9/11. Even if it actually has nothing to do with the accused offense. Maybe you can explain or find another way to sort things out though. Good luck!
CourtJester27 12
Those two events aren't even close! One look and you could tell. I don't recall a giant gorilla being present on 9/11. Or bi winged aircraft-only similarities-NYC, Airplanes, mass hysteria
joebo3 5
Well at least she is in the ballpark same state!!
mackdeezy 22
I hate political correctness
Thors_Hammer9999 17
Was it based on the 1976 version of King Kong in which he does climb the World Trade Center?
HeadlessSparrow 20
Those people thought 9/11 happened because of King Kong! *sarcasm*
Birdie18 16
What King Kong movie was your teacher watching?
Kougeru 12
the 1976 version apparently