Today, a girl I’ve had a crush on for a long time got mad at... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By icantsmell - 01/12/2017 13:31 - United Kingdom

Today, a girl I’ve had a crush on for a long time got mad at me for not noticing her new perfume. I have anosmia. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74

You deserved it 8

Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 20:40

Tell her that you have the disorder and what it means. If she isn't apologetic and kind about it, it sounds like she might just be using you as an ego booster.

Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 11:25

Just let her know about it. My hubby has this issue. She should be understanding & apologetic.

Comments

Akitakat 31

Sunday 3 December 2017 11:25

Just let her know about it. My hubby has this issue. She should be understanding & apologetic.

PhantomCrevan 8

Sunday 3 December 2017 20:40

Tell her that you have the disorder and what it means. If she isn't apologetic and kind about it, it sounds like she might just be using you as an ego booster.

Keywords

Music Cute Love Coworkers TMI Work Gross Racism Customers Kids Scary Technology Geek Gamers Neighbours Miscellaneous Relatable DIY Social Media Ironic Cheating Sex Awkward Insects Animals Health Insurance Plumbing Money Poopoo peepee

The Top

Today, my husband pathetically tried to convince me that his “friend” has his Facebook password, and “hacks” into his account to message another woman using his profile. The dick picture he sent her by text message? His “friend” has his iCloud password and “hacked” it, and sent it himself. Right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 689

You deserved it 168

Today, my girlfriend refused to have sex with me, because my underwear are Fruit of the Loom instead of Hanes. According to her, since all real men wear Hanes, I'm unfit to have sex with her because I wear Fruit of the Loom and am therefore not a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 757

You deserved it 423

The Top

Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 164 909

You deserved it 11 584

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 425

You deserved it 12 070

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62

You deserved it 1 990

Today, I’m walking around the streets with my stuff in a rolling suitcase. My mom saw fit to kick me out of the house because she found sextoys in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 115

You deserved it 229

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 978

You deserved it 189

Today, on my 11-year anniversary with my wife, I bought her a nice necklace and we went to an Indian restaurant where we had the most sensational banquet meal. When we got home, I suggested we made love, to which she replied, "I don't like you enough to do that." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 559

You deserved it 223