Today, a girl confessed that she's loved me for years and wants to marry me and have my children. It was my half-sister and she said it in front of everyone at a family wedding. I don't know who to be most afraid of at this point: her fiancé or my stepdad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, a guy who I have known for a long time confessed his love to me. It would have been sweet except that he will become my stepbrother in 3 days. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
Today, I admitted to my best friend that I was having second thoughts about getting married and was probably going to break up with him. Unfortunately, my fiance's daughter, who I absolutely adore, overheard the conversation and threw a huge screaming tantrum asking why I didn't want to be her mommy anymore. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
I really hope this was a prank. She should know that incest is messed up. And her fiancé and your stepfather can't be mad at you for anything. It's not like you reciprocate her feelings, or have done anything with her.
Callyn 47
Half-sister means that they share a parent. OP's mom has OP, leaves his dad and gets with step dad and then has his sister. They are related.
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Comments (21)
DanielleinDC 34
So she's your half sister, she's engaged to someone and she says she's in love with you? Yikes, that's all sorts of creepy.
whiskey'swino 15
Incest is best, out your (half) sister to the test? Run far from that hot mess.
Lora Wood 11
Are you sure your step father is not related to your mom?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
my thoughts exactlt
WHSKitty4ever 23
Cue “White Wedding “ by Billy Idol
Harm Varwijk 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Made up but thank you for trying
Ishvah 15
Just another day at the trailer park.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
yell out "get a catscan" as you run away
onceuponatime456 16
Just make sure everyone knows she is delusional and you have NO desire ever to marry her!
Themanowicki 2
This ain't Alabama, sweetie.
randybryant799 21
Is she your half sister or step sister? If she's a half then you're related by blood and that would be incest. If she's a step sister you're not actually related.