Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML
Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, saying somewhat annoyed, "Don't drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
ItsJustMe17 9
guys seriously? OP is allergic to fruit... u dont think that's even a little ****** up? I feel bad for u, OP, having to spend all that money and it going to waste cuz of a stupid allergy:((
shorgenfunkel 0
#6: Vitamin supplements. OP: That sucks. Hopefully you can find some wines not made from fruit; they should have told you where the money was going before you paid.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (57)
chloelovestoswim 6
rmb is chinese currency. 20rmb is like 2 American dollars
Godless26 1
you people are dumb as hell...all wine is made from fruit...mead isnt wine, its MEAD...wine is what you get when you ferment fruit in its own juices...get a ******* dictionary
heatherypigeon 0
it's not ridiculous...I'm allergic to fruit as well...mines called Oral Allergy Syndrome...it's all fruit and veg...wines are generally ok though, because it's fermented, but ciders I tend to have a lot of problems with. People can be allergic to almost anything. But yeah, they should have told you. It's like spending all your money on a meat feast when you're a vegetarian. They should have told you.
Cleo88 6
Really that's crazy that you are allergic to all fruits and veggies. I'm assuming you have to take a lot of supplements then.
nmlutgen 11
Except being vegetarian is a choice....
Grimmerie 31
me, actually. i'm allergic to both citric acid and vitamin c. i eat fruit anyway, though; my reaction is really quite mild, luckily.
fruitloop1221 1
I'm really confused about this.
doyougiveacrap 0
ijjeet it three and two sixths
HolyCarp 5
Who's allergic to fruit?!
ifinsane 6
If ya wanted alcohol just bring some whiskey or some rum.
courk94 6
Umm how on earth can someone be allergic to ALL fruit as a generalization ?? I imagine your very unhealthy then = haha
f_this_s_123 0
@godless26.. your precious dictionary defines mead as wine made from honey. get a ******* brain cell. and rmb is obviously a foreign currency, not everyone on here is from america.