Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML
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Today, on my way to work I stopped at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine for my boss, since it was his birthday. When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was "if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK". FML
Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, my friends took me out to the most expensive restaurant in town to celebrate my promotion, we ordered everything with expensive drinks too. They 'took a smoke break' and left me with the bill. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, saying somewhat annoyed, "Don't drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML
Today, my family picked a place for my birthday dinner. They chose a seafood restaurant. I'm allergic. FML
Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner. This was the first time I was meeting them, so I bought a $70 bottle of red wine to try and impress them. I tried to be smooth while popping the cork. I did, but the bottle slipped and red wine poured onto their white carpet. FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
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ItsJustMe17 9
guys seriously? OP is allergic to fruit... u dont think that's even a little ****** up? I feel bad for u, OP, having to spend all that money and it going to waste cuz of a stupid allergy:((
shorgenfunkel 0
#6: Vitamin supplements. OP: That sucks. Hopefully you can find some wines not made from fruit; they should have told you where the money was going before you paid.
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Comments (57)
allie2590 31
That really sucks. :(
jhowser 0
what the hell, who is allergic to fruit.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
OP and #44's brother evidently
JN226 0
You're allergic to fruit? What the heck?
SpammityCalamity 0
Aww, that sucks.
technobutterfly 0
Agreed WTF?!
pikL3bOi 0
#1 ok with u the ops life Is definetively not ******
cmac86 23
I really wish I knew what you said completely. I mean, I got the context and , yes that sucks, but what the hell is an rmb and why were you celebrating the Chinese new year (I assume your Australian).
Greendarthpotato 0
RMB is chinese currency
dan81892 2
why would you assume he's Australian? right after the FML it says that he's from Shanghai.
Katpal 1
They probably assumed he was Australian because he used the word "mate" when referring to his friends, which I think is stupid because a lot of people use the word mate.
lives_ppl 0
i think it's 20RMB water because that was the amount of money that went to the wine tasting event
Chineseaznxd 8
dont diss him dammit his shanghainese!!!!! im so surprised that 2 people from shanghai posted in this section so rare meeting my own people :)
obscenememe 0
What idiot doesn't know what RMB is? Honestly...
cheekycooky 2
ur allergic to fruit? or just don't like it?
ItsJustMe17 9
allergic:(