sugarysofalof
Denver, United States
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
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Cynical_1 26
You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!
Fluffydemise 18
You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.
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Comments (50)
Abominations 7
It felt your pain.
amifaiyaz 12
Interesting reflexes you got there.
tabby21 3
That's hilarious!
DumbAndYoung 30
This is the greatest mental image I've ever seen.
tenac71 6
I've done that.
kobykai 3
Dont know what to tell you
cinnamondemon 8
Aw man I hate it when I hear buzzing then punch myself in the face.
gantatwork 4
Lol i couldnt help laughing silently at work, but just enough for people to think im retarded.
ObsidianMoon17 12
I can only imagine a calm person just sitting there, then BOOM XD
Bridget 8
I was taking a nap on the couch, and a hornet landed on my forehead. I punched myself in the middle of my forehead, and got squishy hornet guts AND a huge bruise!