sugarysofalof
Denver, United States
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
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Cynical_1 26
You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!
Fluffydemise 18
You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.
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olpally 32
You should be! It's all your fault! :)
Alitas 11
Omg that's the funniest FML I've read!!!
Soninuva 41
This sounds like a scene from an old slapstick-comedy themed cartoon! Unfortunately for you, it seems that your face was the punchline!
ShakeDisPlace 10
You showed that bug whose boss OP. dum dum.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Oh, that makes sense.
buckdharma 37
Use that powerful brain you have like a bug zapper.
Andicc 19
Lmao! I could just see myself doing this exact same thing (:
ohioain 18
I absolutely hate the sound of bugs buzzing in my ear. I freak out too.
sugarysofalof 22
Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
garrett1999o3 16
I agree, I fluffing HATE bugs!
VampireBiter 7
My response would have been violently moving my head away, probably bashing it into something involuntarily, at least you only ended up with a fat lip!
josebaseball11 14
I literally just did the same thing. I saw it out of the corner of my eye and misjudged the distance from my face in the dark and slapped the side of my face right on my ear. ..it's still ringing.
Jjimen1654 9
Haha ive slapped myself so many times from when a mosquito flies right by your ear and their buzz is incredibly loud.
JustTemporary 24
That happened to my friend Laela just the other day and she did the same thing. Bugs suck XP
windupdoll 6
I did that before, and had long nails at the time. Everyone thought I got into a scrap with my cat.