sugarysofalof
Denver, United States
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
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Cynical_1 26
You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!
Fluffydemise 18
You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.
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KVKdragon 26
The OP hurt itself in its confusion XD Couldn't resist. Next time, just swat the bug with your hand :P
FMLsOhilarious 6
Lmao. I've never seen anyone genuinely punch themselves in the face trying to swat a bug. That bug would've had hell to pay had your face not have gotten in the way.
perdix 29
How big are your ear holes that you think to ball up your hand to chase a bug in there? Have you been using gauges in the wrong part of your ear?
Nolimit2217 32
Whether most admit it or not.. We have all smacked ourselves trying to get a hug. You have to be a bit special to punch yourself though..!
purebliss_fml 19
#37. That's a strange way to try and get a hug. I usually open my arms when I want a hug from someone.
imnotme333 7
OMG that happened to me when I was 14 on a hiking trip. Still scarred from it. Painful, burning, never been disturbed ear hairs.... oh and the fact I couldn't stop freaking out from the though of "what if it can't get out?" FYI my mom turned my ear towards the sun. worked like a charm.
Kitten_Calderon 14
And this is what bug spray is for :)
sugarysofalof 22
I don't usually wear bug spray while trying to fall asleep in my bed :)
LycaniaGarou 16
Did you feel a little buzzed the rest of the day? I couldn't help but to bug y'all with a bad joke
pfft123 14
So..did you get the bug? xD
cd8919 12
Knock some since into ya?
DrSo 15
sense*
sassy2085 16
Can I say it is bad enough that you did it but to admit it to everyone on the Internet that did it Wow that is just too crazy YDI