sugarysofalof
Denver, United States
Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML
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Hahahaha I was wondering why my bottom lip looked slightly fuller today...now I am reminded. This happened late last night. Somehow that response was involuntary. If that labels me with stereotypical American idiocy, so be it. I wouldn't have posted this on FML if I was looking for sympathy :)
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Cynical_1 26
You sure taught that bug! Hit yourself again...make absolutely sure it knows who it's dealing with!
Fluffydemise 18
You think you punched yourself in the face. Not true. The bug burrowed into your brain and hijacked your motor controls. You are now under the control of the bugs. The war has begun.
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Comments (50)
BrownSuger_96 3
Omg...!!!!!!!! i did that before i totally spazzed out
Drifting 21
Don't you just hate natural reactions???
FrankHotpants 31
We all over react once in a while, few days ago I saw a spider so I grabbed a tissue, slowly walked up to it, and proceeded to burning my house down. That's really the only way to kill them.
crazybtch 5
well that escalated quickly... ;)
helpfulwhale 12
That bug must have been scared shitless
Morgiepoooh9822 17
Nice.. Reflexes?
KidTajic 13
If only bugs could laugh. :D
icepick23 12
At least you did not harm another person.
Jemm_fml 29
Your punch line punched me in the face. Well done.
cdgrayson 21
We all have coordination and thought issues sometimes OP don't worry about it!
emydbby11 8
lmao omg that's hilarious that is so something I would do