Intimacy: TMI!!

TMI!!

By mystupidson - 31/08/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said, "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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Battledog5006 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:43

so thats where my tax dollars are going

OcampoFTW 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:42

Sounds like the average bro talk

Comments

kirsty777 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:48

Wow... Um thats kinda odd

firstrecon 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 10:19

Only kinda though.

baseballplaya5 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:49

Anyone else that could be an episode on America dad

slushpup9696 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:50

He was overcome... er... shit. I can't think of a joke. Somebody help me out here.

fish1806 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 14:11

U suck

CJStevenson 6

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:30

Then don't post a comment.

Jeffers123 5

Monday 5 September 2011 7:13

Rofl

Doribella98 14

Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:50

Op at that moment: (in head) oh look, he's amazing! The way he speaks is so fluent, he looks so happy! Woman: I can't believe they're talking about that in public... Op: what are they talking about? Woman: masturbation techniques. Op: (in head) that boy is gonna get it!