Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
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noelasis94 18
Ah what a wonderful world.
BlackPhenom 9
What the hell. These two must think they're in a f***ing romance movie. FYL OP
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Comments (82)
feroxletum 6
briangliboff 12
Aww....wow...cut him! :D
Escoces 10
Wow! That sucks! :(
nix1993 41
Your boyfriend is a fucknut.
thatnucca 36
Don't worry OP, you don't want someone that flaky and with no backbone...
juwood 7
Did anyone else notice that OP's name is "AnonyMOOSE"?
avapaige1234 19
Don't worry, history repeats itself. I bet my pretty mole they're gonna end up in a horrible breakup again. *fingers crossed*
morganleighbabyy 6
You deserve better hunny. :) he obviously wasn't worth your time anyway.
simoncat 11
I don't see how anyone could say that the OP deserves this. No one deserves to be treated so cruelly. OPs EX-bf is a dick. A complete, self-centered dick. OP, I hope you can disentangle yourself from this asshole quickly and cleanly. You'll find better.
beneathitallxx 15
That's simply horrible. I would of burned all his crap.