The Final Countdown

By Excalibur6669 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parlin

Today, my sister is having a New Year's Eve party at our house. I'm not invited. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 350
You deserved it 3 201

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You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

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You live there Op you enjoy that party and screw your sister.

I think that's illegal, but the Targaryens approve nonetheless.

brasiliano 16

#15 the legality isn't an issue when you're online on adult websites ?

incoherentrmblr 21

Time to trash the party...

I believe you mean crash?

Eliseopwns 22

Suggest her a New Year's Resolution to stop being such an asshole.

Don't see how she can keep you out. What ever you do OP have a great New Year!

Have a better party in your room, invite a load of her guests. Make yours one to remember

ORGY AT OP'S HOUSE!!!

Well nobody said anything about that, you thought it up all on your own. So clearly, it is your idea of a party #29

addisonrose12 16

Actually, #51, the technical definition of an "orgy" is for two or more people to be in a room together with their socks and shoes off.

MzZombicidal 36

Tbh, my brother's doing the same thing and it's his birthday... I feel you, OP! Just find some great friends to hang out with! :)

Wait, is it a party for just your brother and his friends? If so, that might make sense. But if it's a family/friend thing then that sucks.

MzZombicidal 36

Sadly, it's the latter, #24. :/

floup_fml 13

I'm sure you can organise a better party with your own friends. If not, just stay home and enjoy the party!

Age might be a factor here... I'm guessing that either she may be a bratty teen or you might be too old/young to attend her party.

Show up , uninvited, it's still your house after all.

Stay and eat all the food. That'll show her.

Kick 'em out! They are obviously ungrateful of you. You deserve better!