New year's day and Kids: The Final Countdown

Crash it and tell embarrassing stories about your sister. Friends love to hear embarrassing stories from siblings; trust me, I have twenty-two years experience of being a sibling xD.

hi_low18 6

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:28

New year's party without her for sure.

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:53

Why would you need to be invited to a party at your own house?

Vidrill 22

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:54

If you had said "brother" instead of sister, then I think "Shut up, Meg", would have been obligatory.

brandoneyez1 25

Wednesday 31 December 2014 13:56

No formal invite needed. Enjoying the party. She can't do anything about it.

Saraj07 18

Wednesday 31 December 2014 14:29

Well that's rude.

Oppression_fml 19

Wednesday 31 December 2014 14:54

It's implied that you're invited because it's your house

danielhartlesss 13

Wednesday 31 December 2014 15:08

Maybe OP isn't invited because they go by the name "Excalibur6669"

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The Top

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