That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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abear17 4

Im the same way. Trust me I'm that girl with the biggest **** in school...

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blacky_2222 3

I'm gonna need a photo to confirm that nickname

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amberam 0

Same thing happened to me in high school!! I made those ******* remember my name though!

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mercsl65 7

get rid of your mammories. for your own social well being

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GuyFluteBandGeek 0

Go Marching Band. What do you play? I play piccolo.

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JGirl113 6

Marching band rules:) While at practice most of the time I'm yelled at for not talking....

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KFLouks 5

for most ppl that would be a compliment

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