That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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RogueJedi14 1

I'm sure that someone can help you with sorting those jackasses out. I'm a totally willing. Message me

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kasc1996 0

Sounds like this girl at my school in va named nancis

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Trisha_aus 15

Look at dem apples...but in all seriousness I will never understand why blokes love boobs..n be happy you've got big ones..some of us are not blessed in that department

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numbersystem 4

Its dumb to take offense when none is intended. Its even dumber to take offense when it is intended. -confucius

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Mauskau 35

Do something to make them remember you then

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immaMonsta 8

And I'm sure they mean that in the nicest, most loving way possible.

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heart_aussie_fml 20

Look at the bright side : at least you're not the fatty with pimples

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