Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: That's not my name - FML

That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

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plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 15:35

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

Friday 27 April 2012 15:36

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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FR05TY 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:24

ME GUSTA

drayloon 50

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:46

my gf is also short with big ****, but shes in orchestra. lol

sirdanielson 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:54

at least you got tig-o-bitties! & aint some flat chested self concious beezy. your winnin!

zander4310 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:12

( . | . )

teejayy816 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:12

Its not a bad thing, they think youre hot

MacZombieRawr 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:53

That awkward moment when you're the nerd of the band geeks and they don't even care to learn your name.

kims0706 10

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:15

Well at least you have big ****

congele 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:59

Could be worse. Going into high school, one of my friends somehow acquired the nickname buttpirate by everyone in school. He never shed it and he's about to graduate XD

Kathts7 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:12

Males, huh? Or lesbians..

austinswag 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:20

Charinaaaaa...

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