Music, Awkward and Miscellaneous: That's not my name - FML

That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 676

You deserved it 4 566

World Environment Day : Green and Vaudevilles
Stories where love for the planet meets situations that are as green as they are funny! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 15:35

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

stevenJB 25

Friday 27 April 2012 15:36

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

Comments

FR05TY 9

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:24

ME GUSTA

drayloon 50

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:46

my gf is also short with big ****, but shes in orchestra. lol

sirdanielson 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 8:54

at least you got tig-o-bitties! & aint some flat chested self concious beezy. your winnin!

zander4310 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:12

( . | . )

teejayy816 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:12

Its not a bad thing, they think youre hot

MacZombieRawr 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 11:53

That awkward moment when you're the nerd of the band geeks and they don't even care to learn your name.

kims0706 10

Saturday 28 April 2012 12:15

Well at least you have big ****

congele 6

Saturday 28 April 2012 15:59

Could be worse. Going into high school, one of my friends somehow acquired the nickname buttpirate by everyone in school. He never shed it and he's about to graduate XD

Kathts7 12

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:12

Males, huh? Or lesbians..

austinswag 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 16:20

Charinaaaaa...

12
13
14
15
16
17
18

Keywords

Miscellaneous Clothes Music Argument Animals Cats Love Family Relatable My ex Awkward Jealousy Health Parents Work Job interview Money Scams Diets AITA Cars Painful Vegan Allergies Customers Landlords Kids Politics Airport Transportation

The Top

Today, I don't know why I bothered taking my family to the beach. All my wife wants to do is shop at the same crappy cheap chains she always goes to, and all my son wants to do is watch cartoons. Whenever I suggest anything different, they both throw tantrums. FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 90

Today, my girlfriend and I have literally had our genitals in each other’s mouths and tongues in each other’s ass cracks, yet when I used her toothbrush, I’m gross and nasty, and deserve a sex ban for two weeks. How does this make sense? FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 098

You deserved it 887

The Top

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 101

You deserved it 9 457

Today, it was my first time trying to longboard. I ended up going down a steep hill and didn’t know to how stop. I wound up in the hospital with a fractured knee and bruises all over from trying to stop myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 735

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 833

You deserved it 2 346

Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 729

You deserved it 4 136

Today, because the policy "no shirt, no shoes, no service" doesn't mention pants, my friends got the hilarious idea to walk into a store with no pants on. I tried to be reasonable and say they would get arrested, but they called me a "chicken" and did it anyway. Take a wild guess what happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 728

You deserved it 183

Today, I was making a snowman with my little cousin. I was collecting snow just outside the house, when out of nowhere a snowball struck me in the back of the head and caused me to headbutt the wall. I woke up a short while later to a medic telling me I had a nasty concussion. Thanks, cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 875

You deserved it 3 417